So, I’m at church, dealing with the many surprised congratulations that come from a whole lot of people just finding out I’m up the duff…
SuperOldandWrinkledManwithHugeOldManEyeBrowsandTuftsofHairGrowingOutofPlacesNoTuftsofHairShouldRightlyGrow: I hear I am to congratulate you.
Me: Oh yeah? What amazing thing have I done lately?
SUaWM: I hear you are with child.
Me: Yup. I got myself all pregnant over Christmas.
…in which the conversation takes a disturbing turn…
SOaWM: So, is it Guy’s, or Santa’s?
Me: Uh, well, I’ve never really been one for massive amounts of facial hair…
SoaWM: Admit it. Santa came down your chimney and stuffed your stocking.
I seriously need to find myself another church.
The Half-Assed Housewife 
I think I need to start going to your church!
I think I need to start going to your church!
I think I need to start going to your church!
I think I need to start going to your church!
I think I need to start going to your church!
*wrinkles nose with distaste*
*wrinkles nose with distaste*
*wrinkles nose with distaste*
*wrinkles nose with distaste*
*wrinkles nose with distaste*
You have to admit; it was a good come back.
You have to admit; it was a good come back.
You have to admit; it was a good come back.
You have to admit; it was a good come back.
You have to admit; it was a good come back.
Wow. Praise Jesus and pass the barf bag.
Wow. Praise Jesus and pass the barf bag.
Wow. Praise Jesus and pass the barf bag.
Wow. Praise Jesus and pass the barf bag.
Wow. Praise Jesus and pass the barf bag.
oh no no no no no no NO
oh no no no no no no NO
oh no no no no no no NO
oh no no no no no no NO
oh no no no no no no NO
:O
:O
:O
:O
:O
*dies laughing* Old leches infest churches of all sorts, so if you change, you’ll just get to go through it again with a new group of old leches. Next time, have a taser handy? 😀
*dies laughing* Old leches infest churches of all sorts, so if you change, you’ll just get to go through it again with a new group of old leches. Next time, have a taser handy? 😀
*dies laughing* Old leches infest churches of all sorts, so if you change, you’ll just get to go through it again with a new group of old leches. Next time, have a taser handy? 😀
*dies laughing* Old leches infest churches of all sorts, so if you change, you’ll just get to go through it again with a new group of old leches. Next time, have a taser handy? 😀
*dies laughing* Old leches infest churches of all sorts, so if you change, you’ll just get to go through it again with a new group of old leches. Next time, have a taser handy? 😀
Just wait until you’re 8 1/2 months pregnant and feeling about the size of a house, and someone walks up (thinking that they are really, really cute, and thinking that you’ve never heard this one before) and says, “OMG, you’re HUGE!”
All I have to say is hit them once for you, and then hit them one more time REALLY HARD on behalf of all the other women in the world who have heard the same thing.
Just wait until you’re 8 1/2 months pregnant and feeling about the size of a house, and someone walks up (thinking that they are really, really cute, and thinking that you’ve never heard this one before) and says, “OMG, you’re HUGE!”
All I have to say is hit them once for you, and then hit them one more time REALLY HARD on behalf of all the other women in the world who have heard the same thing.
Just wait until you’re 8 1/2 months pregnant and feeling about the size of a house, and someone walks up (thinking that they are really, really cute, and thinking that you’ve never heard this one before) and says, “OMG, you’re HUGE!”
All I have to say is hit them once for you, and then hit them one more time REALLY HARD on behalf of all the other women in the world who have heard the same thing.
Just wait until you’re 8 1/2 months pregnant and feeling about the size of a house, and someone walks up (thinking that they are really, really cute, and thinking that you’ve never heard this one before) and says, “OMG, you’re HUGE!”
All I have to say is hit them once for you, and then hit them one more time REALLY HARD on behalf of all the other women in the world who have heard the same thing.
Just wait until you’re 8 1/2 months pregnant and feeling about the size of a house, and someone walks up (thinking that they are really, really cute, and thinking that you’ve never heard this one before) and says, “OMG, you’re HUGE!”
All I have to say is hit them once for you, and then hit them one more time REALLY HARD on behalf of all the other women in the world who have heard the same thing.
Oh wow!
That was quite… blunt.
Oh wow!
That was quite… blunt.
Oh wow!
That was quite… blunt.
Oh wow!
That was quite… blunt.
Oh wow!
That was quite… blunt.
oh how i love murray. older gentlemen seem to get away with so much more than younger ones.
oh how i love murray. older gentlemen seem to get away with so much more than younger ones.
oh how i love murray. older gentlemen seem to get away with so much more than younger ones.
oh how i love murray. older gentlemen seem to get away with so much more than younger ones.
oh how i love murray. older gentlemen seem to get away with so much more than younger ones.
That’s pretty funny. 🙂
That’s pretty funny. 🙂
That’s pretty funny. 🙂
That’s pretty funny. 🙂
That’s pretty funny. 🙂