The Long Cut Scarf

Standard
Long Cut Scarf
Arranged by Angela Roberge

Finished Size:
3″ x 76″

Materials:
Noro Iro [120 metres/100 g; 75% wool, 25% silk] 1 skein
8.0mm circular needles

Gauge:
3.5 stitches / 1 inch
[Gauge not critical for this project]

Directions:
Cast on (loosely) 200 stitches.
Knit in garter stitch (knitting every row) until there is just enough to cast off VERY LOOSELY.

Finishing:
Cast off VERY LOOSELY, sew in ends and block if necessary.

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About Angela

My name is Angela. I am a 28 year old psych and criminology graduate, but I'd rather not diagnose you. I am a cuddle-slut. I can recite the entire script of The Princess Bride, (including accents) and believe that the meaning of life is contained within. Polyanna, Snap.com commercials, and Oprah 'reunion shows' make me cry. I can whistle and hum at the same time, but I cannot touch my toes. I am an expert in both listening and talking. I look good in orange. I am a writer. I kick ass in Gin, Hearts, and Cribbage but I don't understand Canasta or Bridge. I can be heard singing Broadway numbers from my shower, and have dressed up as a viking princess, (complete with aluminum foil breast plate) The Phantom of the Opera, and a Ghostbuster for Hallowe'en. I have a bird named Bean. I have a brother named Adam. They are not related. I like vanilla body lotion, peanut butter, saunas, Jim Carrey, broccoli, pets, TheOnion.com, Muppets, Kevin Smith, Corelle dishes, dry erase white-boards, Barenaked Ladies, Philosophy, the letter J, Harry Potter, picture frames, swimming, quilting, Michael Moore, genealogy, Raggedy Anne, tacky 50's tchotchke, 'Idiot's Complete Guide To' books, tweezers, feather pillows, polar dips, aquariums, Martin Luther King Jr., and Dr. Pepper. I don't like meat, gossips, cooked carrots, American Idol, mosquitoes, sweating, politics, public washrooms, tardiness, tuition, hunting, pat answers, pick up lines, brown bananas, cliches, pine scented air freshener, Kevin Costner, bacon, candied apples, pro-wrestling, humidity, and hypocrisy. Books I've read recently The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower, When Nietzsche Wept, What's So Amazing About Grace?, Catcher in the Rye, Not Wanted On the Voyage, The Red Tent, The Little Prince, The Way the Crow Flies, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Poisonwood Bible, The Fall, The Knot of Vipers, Calculating God, The Chrysalids, Sick Puppy, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Franny and Zooey, The Brothers Karamazov, and jPod. I am slightly neurotic. No I'm not. Yes I am.

6 responses »

  1. Julie:You are absolutely right.I was told when I bought the yarn that it was Transitions, but didn’t bother to confirm.Thanks for pointing it out!~Angela

  2. Marcela:I used a single set of 32″ 8.00mm needles.The stitches were a little bunched, but not enough to make the project awkward.Enjoy!~A

  3. What on earth is a ‘cuddle s***’? And not breaking up your super long paragraph into more managable ones is a chore to read through.

    • Bahaaha! You’re hilarious. You actually took time out of your day to complain about someone’s personal profile. You have yourself a fantastic morning. I hope the rest of your day meets with your approval.

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