Oct16

The Long Cut Scarf

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Long Cut Scarf
Arranged by Angela Roberge

Finished Size:
3″ x 76″

Materials:
Noro Iro [120 metres/100 g; 75% wool, 25% silk] 1 skein
8.0mm circular needles

Gauge:
3.5 stitches / 1 inch
[Gauge not critical for this project]

Directions:
Cast on (loosely) 200 stitches.
Knit in garter stitch (knitting every row) until there is just enough to cast off VERY LOOSELY.

Finishing:
Cast off VERY LOOSELY, sew in ends and block if necessary.

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About Angela

My name is Angela, but I answer to Ang, Andrea, and Mommy. I am 42 years old, but somehow feel both 26 and 149. Sometimes at the same time. I love Jesus, but hate at least 2/3rds of the humans He created. I consider myself a good wife but a lousy housekeeper. I love being a mother but don’t particularly like children. Quality time and sarcasm are my Love Languages. Yes! You absolutely can drop by, provided you give me 15 minutes to panic-clean and put on pants. I know that 1 in every 33 births result in multiples. I know that gap narrows to 1 in 12 for subsequent pregnancies. I know this is why my tubes are cut, burned, and tied. Not today, Satan. I can recite the entire script of The Princess Bride, (including accents) and believe that the meaning of life is contained within. Birth stories, theDodo.com, and Soldiers-returning-home videos make me happy-ugly-cry. Being interrupted, a poorly made bed, and that Christmas Shoes song make me want to punch somebody. I’m an extrovert with crushing social anxiety. To deal with stress, I crack jokes. They will be awkward and make the situation 10x worse. I can whistle and hum at the same time, but I cannot touch my toes. I look grand in orange, red, and pink, but rubbish in yellow and blue. I am a writer. I have a dog named Henri. I have a brother named Adam. They are not related. I am slightly neurotic. No I’m not. Yes I am.

6 responses »

  2. Julie:You are absolutely right.I was told when I bought the yarn that it was Transitions, but didn’t bother to confirm.Thanks for pointing it out!~Angela

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  4. Marcela:I used a single set of 32″ 8.00mm needles.The stitches were a little bunched, but not enough to make the project awkward.Enjoy!~A

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  5. What on earth is a ‘cuddle s***’? And not breaking up your super long paragraph into more managable ones is a chore to read through.

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    • Bahaaha! You’re hilarious. You actually took time out of your day to complain about someone’s personal profile. You have yourself a fantastic morning. I hope the rest of your day meets with your approval.

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