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About Angela

My name is Angela, but I answer to Ang, Andrea, and Mommy. I am 42 years old, but somehow feel both 26 and 149. Sometimes at the same time. I love Jesus, but hate at least 2/3rds of the humans He created. I consider myself a good wife but a lousy housekeeper. I love being a mother but donโ€™t particularly like children. Quality time and sarcasm are my Love Languages. Yes! You absolutely can drop by, provided you give me 15 minutes to panic-clean and put on pants. I know that 1 in every 33 births result in multiples. I know that gap narrows to 1 in 12 for subsequent pregnancies. I know this is why my tubes are cut, burned, and tied. Not today, Satan. I can recite the entire script of The Princess Bride, (including accents) and believe that the meaning of life is contained within. Birth stories, theDodo.com, and Soldiers-returning-home videos make me happy-ugly-cry. Being interrupted, a poorly made bed, and that Christmas Shoes song make me want to punch somebody. Iโ€™m an extrovert with crushing social anxiety. To deal with stress, I crack jokes. They will be awkward and make the situation 10x worse. I can whistle and hum at the same time, but I cannot touch my toes. I look grand in orange, red, and pink, but rubbish in yellow and blue. I am a writer. I have a dog named Henri. I have a brother named Adam. They are not related. I am slightly neurotic. No Iโ€™m not. Yes I am.

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  1. HeeHeeHee…
    I notice that the tech labelled the first one ‘B’ (clearly for ‘Boy’) and the second one ‘A’ (I am assuming for ‘Another Boy’…)
    Congrats, Ang!

  2. You just had to do those jumping jacks after sex, didn’t you?…That’ll learn you. Really though, congratulations! Now you really have enough to spare! Whaddya say?

  3. Since the chances are pretty good that one of the babies is a boy, you have doubled your chance of having one of your sons say to you “Mom – I peed on your pillow!”
    Don’t ask! ๐Ÿ™‚

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