While watching Kung-Fu Panda – the part when Crane mocks Poe for not being able to see his feet – the Love of My Life comments:
Husband: Remind you of anyone?
Me: (Sprawled out on the couch, looking down over my enormously pregnant belly) What are you talking about? I can totally see my feet.
Husband: Yeah, but can you see your snatch?
Me: Not without a mirror.
And after a comment like that, neither will he.