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So, I’ve been wondering what to do with my leftover bits of sock yarn.

I picked up a bunch of solids to stretch the remnants into another pair of socks, but then I saw this and this and decided that I’d start one of those stunningly-beautiful-wholly-satisfying-but-takes-a-hundred-years-to-finish projects.

With that in mind, The Frankenblanket was born.

I’m really enjoying the whole process, and am not, shockingly, bored by knitting square after mitered square.

Starting it was rough, as I couldn’t get any of the patterns I found online to make a square. They all ended up more ice cream cone shaped. Odd. I could have easily fixed the problem if I’d gone with a garter stitch square, but I was determined (obsessively so) to make them all stocking stitch.

The result tends to curl at the edges (I’ll have to figure out something to do at the edge when I’m done) but it definitely has the look I was going for.

The problem? The blanket size is directly proportional to the number of sock pairs I’ve completed.

So, yeah, if anyone has leftover bits they’d be happy to part with…

Oooh! I also picked up a few more not-yet-bits of yarn.

Shiny!

About Angela

My name is Angela, but I answer to Ang, Andrea, and Mommy. I am 42 years old, but somehow feel both 26 and 149. Sometimes at the same time. I love Jesus, but hate at least 2/3rds of the humans He created. I consider myself a good wife but a lousy housekeeper. I love being a mother but donโ€™t particularly like children. Quality time and sarcasm are my Love Languages. Yes! You absolutely can drop by, provided you give me 15 minutes to panic-clean and put on pants. I know that 1 in every 33 births result in multiples. I know that gap narrows to 1 in 12 for subsequent pregnancies. I know this is why my tubes are cut, burned, and tied. Not today, Satan. I can recite the entire script of The Princess Bride, (including accents) and believe that the meaning of life is contained within. Birth stories, theDodo.com, and Soldiers-returning-home videos make me happy-ugly-cry. Being interrupted, a poorly made bed, and that Christmas Shoes song make me want to punch somebody. Iโ€™m an extrovert with crushing social anxiety. To deal with stress, I crack jokes. They will be awkward and make the situation 10x worse. I can whistle and hum at the same time, but I cannot touch my toes. I look grand in orange, red, and pink, but rubbish in yellow and blue. I am a writer. I have a dog named Henri. I have a brother named Adam. They are not related. I am slightly neurotic. No Iโ€™m not. Yes I am.

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  1. Frankenblanket!!!!111! OMG!

    I’d totally buy one. Seriously. If I saw one of those things at a market, I’d totally plunk down cash for it.

    Oh, you’re making me want to learn how to knit.

    Mombo got me a craft magazine at Christmas, and they had instructions for buying old wool sweaters at thrift stores (even ugly ones) and making them into beautiful throw blankets. You’re inspiring me!

  2. Frankenblanket!!!!111! OMG!

    I’d totally buy one. Seriously. If I saw one of those things at a market, I’d totally plunk down cash for it.

    Oh, you’re making me want to learn how to knit.

    Mombo got me a craft magazine at Christmas, and they had instructions for buying old wool sweaters at thrift stores (even ugly ones) and making them into beautiful throw blankets. You’re inspiring me!

    • Frankenblanket!

      Seriously, that’s what I’m now calling it.

      As for the blanket itself, very very very easy.

      It’s one of those looks-very-very-difficult-but-is-actually-very-very-very-easy things.

      I’d walk you through it, if you like.

      There needs to be more knitters in the world.

      As for cannibalizing old sweaters…I’ve done the same thing. It’s a bitch to frog them, but it’s an inexpensive way to get some great yarn.

      ~A

  3. Frankenblanket!!!!111! OMG!

    I’d totally buy one. Seriously. If I saw one of those things at a market, I’d totally plunk down cash for it.

    Oh, you’re making me want to learn how to knit.

    Mombo got me a craft magazine at Christmas, and they had instructions for buying old wool sweaters at thrift stores (even ugly ones) and making them into beautiful throw blankets. You’re inspiring me!

    • Frankenblanket!

      Seriously, that’s what I’m now calling it.

      As for the blanket itself, very very very easy.

      It’s one of those looks-very-very-difficult-but-is-actually-very-very-very-easy things.

      I’d walk you through it, if you like.

      There needs to be more knitters in the world.

      As for cannibalizing old sweaters…I’ve done the same thing. It’s a bitch to frog them, but it’s an inexpensive way to get some great yarn.

      ~A

  4. Frankenblanket!!!!111! OMG!

    I’d totally buy one. Seriously. If I saw one of those things at a market, I’d totally plunk down cash for it.

    Oh, you’re making me want to learn how to knit.

    Mombo got me a craft magazine at Christmas, and they had instructions for buying old wool sweaters at thrift stores (even ugly ones) and making them into beautiful throw blankets. You’re inspiring me!

  5. Frankenblanket!!!!111! OMG!

    I’d totally buy one. Seriously. If I saw one of those things at a market, I’d totally plunk down cash for it.

    Oh, you’re making me want to learn how to knit.

    Mombo got me a craft magazine at Christmas, and they had instructions for buying old wool sweaters at thrift stores (even ugly ones) and making them into beautiful throw blankets. You’re inspiring me!

  6. Frankenblanket!

    Seriously, that’s what I’m now calling it.

    As for the blanket itself, very very very easy.

    It’s one of those looks-very-very-difficult-but-is-actually-very-very-very-easy things.

    I’d walk you through it, if you like.

    There needs to be more knitters in the world.

    As for cannibalizing old sweaters…I’ve done the same thing. It’s a bitch to frog them, but it’s an inexpensive way to get some great yarn.

    ~A

  7. Frankenblanket!

    Seriously, that’s what I’m now calling it.

    As for the blanket itself, very very very easy.

    It’s one of those looks-very-very-difficult-but-is-actually-very-very-very-easy things.

    I’d walk you through it, if you like.

    There needs to be more knitters in the world.

    As for cannibalizing old sweaters…I’ve done the same thing. It’s a bitch to frog them, but it’s an inexpensive way to get some great yarn.

    ~A

  8. Frankenblanket!

    Seriously, that’s what I’m now calling it.

    As for the blanket itself, very very very easy.

    It’s one of those looks-very-very-difficult-but-is-actually-very-very-very-easy things.

    I’d walk you through it, if you like.

    There needs to be more knitters in the world.

    As for cannibalizing old sweaters…I’ve done the same thing. It’s a bitch to frog them, but it’s an inexpensive way to get some great yarn.

    ~A

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