So, I’ve been a Stay-at-Home-Mom for over two years now (doing my kid the terrible disservice of raising him myself).
While I love (almost) every minute, when my local quilt shop called to see if I was interested in interviewing for a job, I found the idea appealing.
Now I’m working on a resume that hasn’t seen the light of day in years.
Exactly what is one supposed to put on said resume when her last and current position includes mostly making pb&j sandwiches, kissing scrapes and wiping asses?
Husband was super-helpful.
Husband – You should put this on your resume.
Me – Put what?
Husband – This. Sex.
Me – Yeah, that’s appropriate. For a quilt store. Where little old ladies shop. For fabric. And scissors.
Husband – Seriously. You should. You’re spectacular.
Me – I’ll be sure to use you as a reference.
Husband – Both personal and professional.