Warning: The following opinion is that of an idiot male and does not reflect the thoughts and feelings of this blogger.
Husband: What did your mom have to say?
Me: She’s going to call me back. She wants to finish watching Dr. Oz. He’s doing a show on menopause that she wants to finish.
Me: Do you know what menopause is?
Husband: Yeah. It’s when women get old and turn into bitches.