So, I’m in the bath, chatting on the phone with my mom, when I notice the image soap-bubble residue has left on my bathroom window screen:
Me – Hmm.
Mom – What?
Me – There’s the shape of a penis and testicles outlined quite clearly on my window screen.
Mom – Lucky you.
Me – Yup. Some people see Mary’s face on the side of a building or Jesus’ face on toast. I get cock and balls.
Mom – Is it circumcised? Maybe it’s Jesus’ penis.
Me – Hold on a second? I’ve got the vatican on the other line.