So, Husband and I were sharing a hot, sudsy bath discussing Christmas.
Me: So, what’s our budget this year for presents for each other?
Husband: I don’t know…$20?
Me: Might as well not bother, if that’s it.
Husband: It’s not about presents you know, it’s about REMEMBERING JESUS’ BIRTH.
Me: And to commemorate said birth, we celebrate by spending too much money on things we don’t even need*. Not buying things for your wife makes Baby Jesus cry**.
Husband:Hmm. That doesn’t sound too Christian . Doesn’t that attitude make Baby Jesus cry?
Me: Meh. Baby Jesus picks his battles.
* Not actually how I commemorate BJ’s birth.
** Doesn’t actually make Baby Jesus cry.