So, I got a Facebook message from an old roommate and friend who claimed to want to reconnect.
Even though I’ve had crap luck when it comes to looking up old friends, I was pleased.
Normally, I’m the one looking up people with whom I’ve lost contact.
This time, someone missed ME.
Not so much.
Turns out, he’d joined Primerica.
Seriously, dude. I’ve already got insurance.
Call me if you ever want to go get coffee.