So, water was coming in through the ceiling of the store. It’s an old building, so we figured it was a busted pipe.
The landlord, however, insisted that it was all the showers the upstairs lesbian couple were taking together.
Upon further inspection it turned out that, no, it was actually a pipe problem rather than a dike problem.
Could have easily gone the other way though.
After all, homosexual showers take so much more water* than hetero ones.
Must be the extra fjord.
*insert sarcasticon here