It sounds like is should have a punchline…

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So, apparently, there’s a woman downtown doing her own special brand of Street Outreach.

Free blowjobs for the homeless.

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About Angela

My name is Angela. I am a 28 year old psych and criminology graduate, but I'd rather not diagnose you. I am a cuddle-slut. I can recite the entire script of The Princess Bride, (including accents) and believe that the meaning of life is contained within. Polyanna, Snap.com commercials, and Oprah 'reunion shows' make me cry. I can whistle and hum at the same time, but I cannot touch my toes. I am an expert in both listening and talking. I look good in orange. I am a writer. I kick ass in Gin, Hearts, and Cribbage but I don't understand Canasta or Bridge. I can be heard singing Broadway numbers from my shower, and have dressed up as a viking princess, (complete with aluminum foil breast plate) The Phantom of the Opera, and a Ghostbuster for Hallowe'en. I have a bird named Bean. I have a brother named Adam. They are not related. I like vanilla body lotion, peanut butter, saunas, Jim Carrey, broccoli, pets, TheOnion.com, Muppets, Kevin Smith, Corelle dishes, dry erase white-boards, Barenaked Ladies, Philosophy, the letter J, Harry Potter, picture frames, swimming, quilting, Michael Moore, genealogy, Raggedy Anne, tacky 50's tchotchke, 'Idiot's Complete Guide To' books, tweezers, feather pillows, polar dips, aquariums, Martin Luther King Jr., and Dr. Pepper. I don't like meat, gossips, cooked carrots, American Idol, mosquitoes, sweating, politics, public washrooms, tardiness, tuition, hunting, pat answers, pick up lines, brown bananas, cliches, pine scented air freshener, Kevin Costner, bacon, candied apples, pro-wrestling, humidity, and hypocrisy. Books I've read recently The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower, When Nietzsche Wept, What's So Amazing About Grace?, Catcher in the Rye, Not Wanted On the Voyage, The Red Tent, The Little Prince, The Way the Crow Flies, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Poisonwood Bible, The Fall, The Knot of Vipers, Calculating God, The Chrysalids, Sick Puppy, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Franny and Zooey, The Brothers Karamazov, and jPod. I am slightly neurotic. No I'm not. Yes I am.

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    • Thanks for that.

      Sometimes it feels as if I could fall off the face of the planet, and no one would notice.

      As you can tell, I’m feel quite sorry for myself at the moment.

      I promise to get my shtuff together and post soon.

      ~A

    • Thanks for that.

      Sometimes it feels as if I could fall off the face of the planet, and no one would notice.

      As you can tell, I’m feel quite sorry for myself at the moment.

      I promise to get my shtuff together and post soon.

      ~A

      • erm…

        I know I hardly matter, being a Blogspotter and not a Livejournaler, but I miss your posts too. It’s been since July. Are you OK? And, yes, I AM prying.

        Sarah
        The Huntress

      • Re: erm…

        Sarah – Huntress Extraordinaire…

        [LJ has been spotty on its comment notification, so excuse the lateness of the reply.]

        Have you ever taken a break from the familiar only to have a hard time reentering?

        This is my life (both blogging and real) at the moment.

        I’m coming to the Christmas Extravaganza. Does that please you?

        ~A

      • erm…

        I know I hardly matter, being a Blogspotter and not a Livejournaler, but I miss your posts too. It’s been since July. Are you OK? And, yes, I AM prying.

        Sarah
        The Huntress

      • Re: erm…

        Sarah – Huntress Extraordinaire…

        [LJ has been spotty on its comment notification, so excuse the lateness of the reply.]

        Have you ever taken a break from the familiar only to have a hard time reentering?

        This is my life (both blogging and real) at the moment.

        I’m coming to the Christmas Extravaganza. Does that please you?

        ~A

  1. Thanks for that.

    Sometimes it feels as if I could fall off the face of the planet, and no one would notice.

    As you can tell, I’m feel quite sorry for myself at the moment.

    I promise to get my shtuff together and post soon.

    ~A

  2. Thanks for that.

    Sometimes it feels as if I could fall off the face of the planet, and no one would notice.

    As you can tell, I’m feel quite sorry for myself at the moment.

    I promise to get my shtuff together and post soon.

    ~A

  3. Thanks for that.

    Sometimes it feels as if I could fall off the face of the planet, and no one would notice.

    As you can tell, I’m feel quite sorry for myself at the moment.

    I promise to get my shtuff together and post soon.

    ~A

  4. erm…

    I know I hardly matter, being a Blogspotter and not a Livejournaler, but I miss your posts too. It’s been since July. Are you OK? And, yes, I AM prying.

    Sarah
    The Huntress

  5. erm…

    I know I hardly matter, being a Blogspotter and not a Livejournaler, but I miss your posts too. It’s been since July. Are you OK? And, yes, I AM prying.

    Sarah
    The Huntress

  6. erm…

    I know I hardly matter, being a Blogspotter and not a Livejournaler, but I miss your posts too. It’s been since July. Are you OK? And, yes, I AM prying.

    Sarah
    The Huntress

  7. Re: erm…

    Sarah – Huntress Extraordinaire…

    [LJ has been spotty on its comment notification, so excuse the lateness of the reply.]

    Have you ever taken a break from the familiar only to have a hard time reentering?

    This is my life (both blogging and real) at the moment.

    I’m coming to the Christmas Extravaganza. Does that please you?

    ~A

  8. Re: erm…

    Sarah – Huntress Extraordinaire…

    [LJ has been spotty on its comment notification, so excuse the lateness of the reply.]

    Have you ever taken a break from the familiar only to have a hard time reentering?

    This is my life (both blogging and real) at the moment.

    I’m coming to the Christmas Extravaganza. Does that please you?

    ~A

  9. Re: erm…

    Sarah – Huntress Extraordinaire…

    [LJ has been spotty on its comment notification, so excuse the lateness of the reply.]

    Have you ever taken a break from the familiar only to have a hard time reentering?

    This is my life (both blogging and real) at the moment.

    I’m coming to the Christmas Extravaganza. Does that please you?

    ~A

  10. Outreach

    Perhaps you don’t know the whole story….LORD S’ABAOTH rebuke you until you show forth fruit of repentance. May He have mercy on your soul.

    • Re: Outreach

      Feel free to fill me in on the Whole Story.

      I’m sure you, most Learned and Anonymous Commenter, could explain it in a way that makes these sex acts acceptable. Use small words.

      As for the Lord of Hosts, we’ve talked, and he’s in my corner for this one.

      Thanks for comin’ out.

      ~A

    • Re: Outreach

      Feel free to fill me in on the Whole Story.

      I’m sure you, most Learned and Anonymous Commenter, could explain it in a way that makes these sex acts acceptable. Use small words.

      As for the Lord of Hosts, we’ve talked, and he’s in my corner for this one.

      Thanks for comin’ out.

      ~A

  11. Outreach

    Perhaps you don’t know the whole story….LORD S’ABAOTH rebuke you until you show forth fruit of repentance. May He have mercy on your soul.

  12. Outreach

    Perhaps you don’t know the whole story….LORD S’ABAOTH rebuke you until you show forth fruit of repentance. May He have mercy on your soul.

    • Re: Outreach

      Feel free to fill me in on the Whole Story.

      I’m sure you, most Learned and Anonymous Commenter, could explain it in a way that makes these sex acts acceptable. Use small words.

      As for the Lord of Hosts, we’ve talked, and he’s in my corner for this one.

      Thanks for comin’ out.

      ~A

  13. Outreach

    Perhaps you don’t know the whole story….LORD S’ABAOTH rebuke you until you show forth fruit of repentance. May He have mercy on your soul.

  14. Outreach

    Perhaps you don’t know the whole story….LORD S’ABAOTH rebuke you until you show forth fruit of repentance. May He have mercy on your soul.

  15. Re: Outreach

    Feel free to fill me in on the Whole Story.

    I’m sure you, most Learned and Anonymous Commenter, could explain it in a way that makes these sex acts acceptable. Use small words.

    As for the Lord of Hosts, we’ve talked, and he’s in my corner for this one.

    Thanks for comin’ out.

    ~A

  16. Re: Outreach

    Feel free to fill me in on the Whole Story.

    I’m sure you, most Learned and Anonymous Commenter, could explain it in a way that makes these sex acts acceptable. Use small words.

    As for the Lord of Hosts, we’ve talked, and he’s in my corner for this one.

    Thanks for comin’ out.

    ~A

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