So, as it’s Cheque Week, the streets have been pretty quiet for us on The Bus.
This leaves us plenty of time for intense spiritual enrichment (read: insisting Robert eat entire contents of a dodgy looking Chocolate Advent Calendar) and deep meaningful discussions:
Me – You ate all 24 pieces of chocolate. How do you feel?
Robert – Pretty good. I feel kind of high, actually.
Me – Well, they do say that eating chocolate releases the same endorphins as sex.
Robert – Chocolate and sex work on the brain the same way?
Me – That’s what I read.
Robert – Sex equals chocolate.
Me – Yup.
Robert – So basically, you’re saying I’ve just had really, really horrible sex 24 times in the past hour?