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So, Husband and I made some serious use of last night (let’s be honest: how long will it be before I’m able to properly open my mouth again?).

Immediately after, cuddling in a state of connubial bliss, he says to me:

“Don’t die tomorrow, okay?”

What?!?!

Holy crap.

I hadn’t even considered death as a possible outcome before he opened his big yap.

Pain, yes.

Stiffness, yes.

Swelling, yes.

Death?  Not so much.

Now I’m even more freaked out.

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About Angela

My name is Angela. I am a 28 year old psych and criminology graduate, but I'd rather not diagnose you. I am a cuddle-slut. I can recite the entire script of The Princess Bride, (including accents) and believe that the meaning of life is contained within. Polyanna, Snap.com commercials, and Oprah 'reunion shows' make me cry. I can whistle and hum at the same time, but I cannot touch my toes. I am an expert in both listening and talking. I look good in orange. I am a writer. I kick ass in Gin, Hearts, and Cribbage but I don't understand Canasta or Bridge. I can be heard singing Broadway numbers from my shower, and have dressed up as a viking princess, (complete with aluminum foil breast plate) The Phantom of the Opera, and a Ghostbuster for Hallowe'en. I have a bird named Bean. I have a brother named Adam. They are not related. I like vanilla body lotion, peanut butter, saunas, Jim Carrey, broccoli, pets, TheOnion.com, Muppets, Kevin Smith, Corelle dishes, dry erase white-boards, Barenaked Ladies, Philosophy, the letter J, Harry Potter, picture frames, swimming, quilting, Michael Moore, genealogy, Raggedy Anne, tacky 50's tchotchke, 'Idiot's Complete Guide To' books, tweezers, feather pillows, polar dips, aquariums, Martin Luther King Jr., and Dr. Pepper. I don't like meat, gossips, cooked carrots, American Idol, mosquitoes, sweating, politics, public washrooms, tardiness, tuition, hunting, pat answers, pick up lines, brown bananas, cliches, pine scented air freshener, Kevin Costner, bacon, candied apples, pro-wrestling, humidity, and hypocrisy. Books I've read recently The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower, When Nietzsche Wept, What's So Amazing About Grace?, Catcher in the Rye, Not Wanted On the Voyage, The Red Tent, The Little Prince, The Way the Crow Flies, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Poisonwood Bible, The Fall, The Knot of Vipers, Calculating God, The Chrysalids, Sick Puppy, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Franny and Zooey, The Brothers Karamazov, and jPod. I am slightly neurotic. No I'm not. Yes I am.

45 responses »

  1. Eep. You’re not going to die from this… ’tis highly UNlikely. Why ever did he say that?! Silly men!

    Don’t be freaked out… think calm, good, healing thoughts~!

  2. Eep. You’re not going to die from this… ’tis highly UNlikely. Why ever did he say that?! Silly men!

    Don’t be freaked out… think calm, good, healing thoughts~!

  3. Eep. You’re not going to die from this… ’tis highly UNlikely. Why ever did he say that?! Silly men!

    Don’t be freaked out… think calm, good, healing thoughts~!

  4. Eep. You’re not going to die from this… ’tis highly UNlikely. Why ever did he say that?! Silly men!

    Don’t be freaked out… think calm, good, healing thoughts~!

  5. Eep. You’re not going to die from this… ’tis highly UNlikely. Why ever did he say that?! Silly men!

    Don’t be freaked out… think calm, good, healing thoughts~!

  6. ::hugs you::

    It’ll be okay … It’ll be okay.

    Pain, stiffness, swelling … and a little oozing. It’s icky, but you’ll be okay.

    No death! Not happening!

    ::hugs you again::

  7. ::hugs you::

    It’ll be okay … It’ll be okay.

    Pain, stiffness, swelling … and a little oozing. It’s icky, but you’ll be okay.

    No death! Not happening!

    ::hugs you again::

  8. ::hugs you::

    It’ll be okay … It’ll be okay.

    Pain, stiffness, swelling … and a little oozing. It’s icky, but you’ll be okay.

    No death! Not happening!

    ::hugs you again::

  9. ::hugs you::

    It’ll be okay … It’ll be okay.

    Pain, stiffness, swelling … and a little oozing. It’s icky, but you’ll be okay.

    No death! Not happening!

    ::hugs you again::

  10. ::hugs you::

    It’ll be okay … It’ll be okay.

    Pain, stiffness, swelling … and a little oozing. It’s icky, but you’ll be okay.

    No death! Not happening!

    ::hugs you again::

  11. Stupid husbands. I’ve never heard of a wisdom teeth related death…unless maybe they’re left in and an infection is ignored. Then you’re head might explode.

    Well, I’m sure you’ve had them out by now and you’re doped up in bed. Let me know how it went and how you’re feeling. I’m next.

    *puts packs of frozen peas on your face*

  12. Stupid husbands. I’ve never heard of a wisdom teeth related death…unless maybe they’re left in and an infection is ignored. Then you’re head might explode.

    Well, I’m sure you’ve had them out by now and you’re doped up in bed. Let me know how it went and how you’re feeling. I’m next.

    *puts packs of frozen peas on your face*

  13. Stupid husbands. I’ve never heard of a wisdom teeth related death…unless maybe they’re left in and an infection is ignored. Then you’re head might explode.

    Well, I’m sure you’ve had them out by now and you’re doped up in bed. Let me know how it went and how you’re feeling. I’m next.

    *puts packs of frozen peas on your face*

  14. Stupid husbands. I’ve never heard of a wisdom teeth related death…unless maybe they’re left in and an infection is ignored. Then you’re head might explode.

    Well, I’m sure you’ve had them out by now and you’re doped up in bed. Let me know how it went and how you’re feeling. I’m next.

    *puts packs of frozen peas on your face*

  15. Stupid husbands. I’ve never heard of a wisdom teeth related death…unless maybe they’re left in and an infection is ignored. Then you’re head might explode.

    Well, I’m sure you’ve had them out by now and you’re doped up in bed. Let me know how it went and how you’re feeling. I’m next.

    *puts packs of frozen peas on your face*

  16. I had my wisdom teeth removed in my early teens and I am still alive. Like someone else said, I have never heard of someone dying while having their wisdom teeth removed. Mine were not even “in” when I had to have mine removed. They were going to come in sideways so they had to be removed before they had a chance to destroy all of the work having braces did. They do give you great pain killers for after though, so you will probably be spending the next couple of days floating in the clouds. Good luck and let us know how it went when you can. 🙂

  17. I had my wisdom teeth removed in my early teens and I am still alive. Like someone else said, I have never heard of someone dying while having their wisdom teeth removed. Mine were not even “in” when I had to have mine removed. They were going to come in sideways so they had to be removed before they had a chance to destroy all of the work having braces did. They do give you great pain killers for after though, so you will probably be spending the next couple of days floating in the clouds. Good luck and let us know how it went when you can. 🙂

  18. I had my wisdom teeth removed in my early teens and I am still alive. Like someone else said, I have never heard of someone dying while having their wisdom teeth removed. Mine were not even “in” when I had to have mine removed. They were going to come in sideways so they had to be removed before they had a chance to destroy all of the work having braces did. They do give you great pain killers for after though, so you will probably be spending the next couple of days floating in the clouds. Good luck and let us know how it went when you can. 🙂

  19. I had my wisdom teeth removed in my early teens and I am still alive. Like someone else said, I have never heard of someone dying while having their wisdom teeth removed. Mine were not even “in” when I had to have mine removed. They were going to come in sideways so they had to be removed before they had a chance to destroy all of the work having braces did. They do give you great pain killers for after though, so you will probably be spending the next couple of days floating in the clouds. Good luck and let us know how it went when you can. 🙂

  20. I had my wisdom teeth removed in my early teens and I am still alive. Like someone else said, I have never heard of someone dying while having their wisdom teeth removed. Mine were not even “in” when I had to have mine removed. They were going to come in sideways so they had to be removed before they had a chance to destroy all of the work having braces did. They do give you great pain killers for after though, so you will probably be spending the next couple of days floating in the clouds. Good luck and let us know how it went when you can. 🙂

  21. There would have to be a large amount of negligence happening for you to die. Seriously.

    And you’ll probably be feeling more yourself in a week, just no sucking for a while, it could pull out the stitches.

  22. There would have to be a large amount of negligence happening for you to die. Seriously.

    And you’ll probably be feeling more yourself in a week, just no sucking for a while, it could pull out the stitches.

  23. There would have to be a large amount of negligence happening for you to die. Seriously.

    And you’ll probably be feeling more yourself in a week, just no sucking for a while, it could pull out the stitches.

  24. There would have to be a large amount of negligence happening for you to die. Seriously.

    And you’ll probably be feeling more yourself in a week, just no sucking for a while, it could pull out the stitches.

  25. There would have to be a large amount of negligence happening for you to die. Seriously.

    And you’ll probably be feeling more yourself in a week, just no sucking for a while, it could pull out the stitches.

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