So, we were discussion the [many] differences between men and women:
Karen: Men might now how to fix things, but women are the only one’s that can find them.
Me: What do you mean?
Karen: Men lose things. All women have an uncanny knack for finding them.
Me: I see.
Karen: I’m convinced it’s because our reproductive organs are shaped like divining rods*.
[Karen begins walking – pelvis thrust obscenely forward – around the store, gyrating at us and random bolts of fabric]
Me: Uh, Karen? Can you stop pointing your uterus at me? You’re freaking me out.
** Guess what type of *cough*instrument*cough* come up when I Googled ‘divining rod’.