So, apparently, Benny Hinn’s got himself a wife:
Now, for those who don’t have .WAV or are just too lazy to click, here’s the take-home-message of her gum-flapping highly informative, motivational and moving speech:
“If you’re engine isn’t revving, you know what you need? You need a Holy Ghost Enema right up your rear end!”
Okay, so there are many aspects of my life where the Holy Spirit’s presence is needed, wanted and appreciated. Up my butt is, oddly enough, not one of them. My Colon and I have a special relationship. We’ve come to a mutual decision that involves a specific one-way flow of ‘information’. I refrain from jamming random objects (holy or not) up inside My Colon and My Colon refrains from letting said ‘information’ escape at inopportune moments.
Now, perhaps Mrs. Hinn does not have this type of agreement with her own Colon. Perhaps they have more of a free-flow of ‘information’ thing going on, (see Appendix G – Ass, Talking Out of Ones). Could it be that Mrs. Hinn might actually benefit from a Holy Ghost Enema? (see Appendix H – Ass, Removing One’s Head From One’s).
I suppose that’s between Mrs. Hinn, her colon and the Holy Spirit.