I don’t make this stuff up, I swear.
Edith: Would you mind if I started calling you Aaahndrea?
Angela: Why would you do that?
Edith: I’m reading The Devil Wears Prada, and the main character, Miranda, has an Assistant named Andrea, but she pronounces it Aaahndrea.
Angela: I see.
Edith: So, would you mind?
Angela: Would I mind if you called me Andrea.
Angela: But pronounce it Aaahndrea.
Angela: Even though my name is Angela.
Angela: Pronounced Angela.
Angela: I’m kind of partial to the name my mother gave me.
Edith: So, that’s a ‘no’.
Angela: That’s a ‘no’.