Holy Crap, what have I gotten myself into??
I agreed, idiotically, to do the Master Cleanse with Nicola. You know, the one where you consume nothing but Lemon/cayenne/maple syrup for as long as you can. Nicola has decided we are going for 12 days.
TWELVE FREAKING DAYS!
I can only hope the benefits will outweigh the gnawing in my gutt. And that’s not even really the main thing. While on this cleanse, you are taking laxative-like products to clean you out from mouth to asscrack. Morning and night. I probably won’t survive this ordeal.
BTW. I tried for over half an hour to add this entry. This service is getting so slow. I am resisting the urge to purchase a gold membership.
And, oh, Husband is in Atlantic City this week, so at least he won’t be here to see me suffer.