While watching Kung-Fu Panda – the part when Crane mocks Poe for not being able to see his feet – the Love of My Life comments:
Husband: Remind you of anyone?
Me: (Sprawled out on the couch, looking down over my enormously pregnant belly) What are you talking about? I can totally see my feet.
Husband: Yeah, but can you see your snatch?
Me: Not without a mirror.
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And after a comment like that, neither will he.
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I miss mine too. A friend who had her son three months ago said it was one of the first things she checked for after giving birth. “Can I see my vagina? I CAN SEE MY VAGINA!”
Although, after childbirth, I don’t know if she liked what she saw.
Yeah, it’s not a pretty sight.
It could become useful storage space, however.
You know, for your summer wardrobe, that decorative wedding gift that doesn’t quite “go” or a second vehicle.
Can you ever Kegel enough to get it back? I figure, since more behbez are on the way, that it’s functional again. Just in time to pop out twins.
At first, it’s reminiscent of throwing a hotdog down a hallway, but you can get it back…more or less.
As well as kegels, I recommend using Benoit balls. Very helpful.